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Sending a SAM is a simple process involving nothing more than following the prompts when you phone in. You will hear the first few seconds of the SAM before you confirm your order. You can also browse the first few seconds of SAMs on offer and make your choice on the phone line. Your SAM will be sent to the mobile number you enter straight away.

Greetings can only be sent to UK mobile phones.

Messages will not be sent to operator assisted messaging services.

Engaged or switched off phones, without a voicemail service, will be redialled three times over a 180 minute period.


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Code Style Short Description Listen
0948 Male Insult

Pathetic specimen of humanity...

0998 Female Insult

Hello!!...Freakshow...

1017 Male Gotcha
You kicked my doggie!...
1018 Male Gotcha
Is this the paper thief?...
1019 Male Gotcha
A penis tattoo...
1020 Male Gotcha
Swedish male stripper...
1040 Male Gotcha
You match the description of a flasher...
1042 Male Gotcha
I'm stuck in a playhouse...
1044 Male Gotcha
Music too loud...
1050 Male Gotcha
You've done a runner from a service station...
1056 Male Gotcha
You got my daughter pregnant...
1064 Male Gotcha

Bring back the hotel towels...

1067 Male Gotcha

The taxman rings you...

1073 Male Gotcha
You returned a personal video...
1078 Male Gotcha
Free sample butt plugs...
1081 Male Gotcha
You've been downloading porn...
1103 Female Gotcha Amazing attraction to you...
1107 Female Gotcha Hey you shmuck, where the hell are you?...
1109 Female Gotcha Family planning clinic with Herpes test...
1110 Female Gotcha Swedish massage...
1112 Female Gotcha Iona Sextoy calling with your slave name...
1114 Female Gotcha Thanks sooooo much for last night...


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